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On the grape 

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated from drinking wine.
Husband: (watching game with friend) Yo Frankie I don't think she is ever gonna cook dinner for us, she just poured another glass of Shiraz. She be on the grape.
Frankie: true. Your wife is smashed, if I woulda known your wife be on the grape I would have ordered some pizza.
On the grape by CCR7 May 15, 2011
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on the grape 

Sitting on someone's testicles
Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.
on the grape by weirdershit May 8, 2020

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday 

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

gagging on the grapes 

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)
"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026