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It is a boner or erection that occurs questionably, however unlike inappropriate boners in public "why boners" usually occurs when someone sees something that gives them an erection constantly, it can lead to a new fetish or a new gender depending on what they have seen.
"Ah, the return of the Why Boner... WITH A VENGEANCE!"
Why Boner by Kojiro_BlackSun August 12, 2023

the why boner 

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.
well isn't the return of the why boner...

Why Not Boner 

That moment when you know you should have an erect penis but don't for one reason or another be it known or unknown and it makes you angry.
I can't get hard for this girl because she has a boyfriend. FUCK! Let me go make some shit up for the urban dictionary. "Why boner" is when you're confused and horny. I'll call this the "why not boner".
Why Not Boner by Dang it, Bobby! January 3, 2019

SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT

AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BALLS BEN IS SUS BECAUSE BALLSACKS
"SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT" "sussy fortnite balls"

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed
IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK
WHY CANT I GET A BONER by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026