why boner

getting a boner for some reason you can't explain; getting a boner when you consciously know you shouldn't be having one. (see: should not want)

you: why boner?

boner: because.

why boner by broanon May 13, 2011

Why Boner

It is a boner or erection that occurs questionably, however unlike inappropriate boners in public "why boners" usually occurs when someone sees something that gives them an erection constantly, it can lead to a new fetish or a new gender depending on what they have seen.

"Ah, the return of the Why Boner... WITH A VENGEANCE!"

Why Boner by Kojiro_BlackSun August 12, 2023

the why boner 

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.

well isn't the return of the why boner...

the why boner by Rell the infinite May 2, 2016

Why Not Boner 

That moment when you know you should have an erect penis but don't for one reason or another be it known or unknown and it makes you angry.

I can't get hard for this girl because she has a boyfriend. FUCK! Let me go make some shit up for the urban dictionary. "Why boner" is when you're confused and horny. I'll call this the "why not boner".

Why Not Boner by Dang it, Bobby! January 3, 2019

SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT

AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BALLS BEN IS SUS BECAUSE BALLSACKS

"SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT" "sussy fortnite balls"

SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT by SUSSYFORTNITEBALLS October 13, 2021

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

WHY CANT I GET A BONER by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021