dingletwat 

When an unshaven whore who has taken a load inside her proceeds to not shower or clean herself after, leaving the cum to crust within her pubes. Thus over time tangling into a dingletwat.

While exploring the many seen land of that one open legged hoes vag, i ran unexpectedly into a nasty crust wad of jizz in her pubes. That dingletwat was huge and haunts me for the rest of my life.

dingletwat by thirtyone4life May 10, 2011

Dingletwat 

When a girl shits and proceeds to wipe forward and leave shit in her vag.

Dude that chick has a dingletwat

Dingletwat by Stoned Ewok May 19, 2016

dingletwang 

Male Genetal Appendage - Penis
As used by "Ted Bullpit" From 70's/80's Australian Sitcom "Kingswood Country"

"Those pants are pretty short ted"
"Jeez me dingletwang isn't showing is it?"

dingletwang by Aussie Hoops May 11, 2007

Dingledwarf 

Being unaware of tornadoes.

Dude, there is a tornado outside your house. What tornado? I was gaming. You Dingledwarf.

Dingledwarf by TheTreeBranch May 18, 2011

dinglebat

A dinglebat is worse then a dingleberry. A dingleberry is someone who acts inappropriately. A Dinglebat is someone who clings to a seriously flawed philosophical trend, or a political trend, because it will curry them favor.

Smithers on The Simpsons is a Dinglebat. As is Larry Jacobs, or Dr. Hager....

dinglebat by Gay Auntie November 30, 2009

dinglewad

A word referrring to someone who is a jackass.

That cocksucker is such a dinglewad!

dinglewad by MSN April 20, 2006

Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.

Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!

Dinglebating by BMBZ August 12, 2011