douche hawk 

A rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn't realize he's not a rebel, aka punk.

Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!

douche hawk by RobAbe May 4, 2011

douchehawk 

A common hair style choice of douchebags in which a full head of hair is manipulated in such a way as to simulate a mohawk. Typically, a douchehawk is employed to imply that in an alternate universe one might consider expressing a rebellious attitude via their hair, but the current status quo forbids it. Douchehawks can be seen at Republican Youth rallies, frat parties, and Rascal Flatts concerts.

"Well then, that's a finely crafted douchehawk you've got there, frosted tips and everything! It complements the popped collar on you pink Polo shirt! You've really got a knack for appearing subversive while retaining the hair on the sides of your head!"

"Yo, thankz, brah. I'm working on my flavor-saver next!"

douchehawk by guerrillajoey December 11, 2009

douchehawk 

The greasy looking dangerously spiky hairdo, as brought to prominence by shows like "growing up Gotti", as worn by young italian or wannab-italians from Jersey...also prone to over doing it with self-tanner, regardless of an outcome that doesn't quite look "natural", more like orange. Sometimes used to describe the individual as a result of the haircut

"Bro, look at the pair of douchehawks across the street"
"Yeah man, the white wifebeaters really offset their orange skin...hurts my eyes"

douchehawk by rhinoze October 30, 2008

Douchehack 

A person in a position of respect or even authority that acutally knows absolutely nothing, is illiterate, incapable of basic problem-solving, and just collects a salary.

Frat boys that drink their way through ivy league and graduate with the vocabulary of a 3rd grader, and go on to assume a position in municipal government. George Bush is a good example of a douchehack.

Douchehack by stunnedsilence December 29, 2009

DoucheHawk 

A douchey mohawk; a mohawk that exhibits douche bag like qualities.

Did you see the guy with the douchehawk?

DoucheHawk by FittiFitti March 22, 2009