Cheese Omelettes 

Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.

John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.

Richard: Are they nice?

John: Three words. Flat and saggy.

Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.

Cheese Omelettes by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011

Goat Cheese Omelette 

Slang for marijuana.

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

Goat Cheese Omelette by Goat Cheese Omelette November 27, 2018

cheese omelette

A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.

"OMG you just cheese omelette'd that bitch."
"Look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette."

cheese omelette by The Sweetness December 17, 2007

Cheese omelette

It’s an omelette people!! Literally eggs scrambled up a little and then folded in half. You can get fancy if you want and add salt and pepper, maybe some bacon

Waiter: “Would you like scrambled eggs or a cheese omelette?”
Customer: “A cheese omelette please.”

Cheese omelette by Be wholesome please May 7, 2018