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1. affected or excessive devotion to being fucked.

2. the quality of being a fuck, fucked or interjection into fucked situations.
I just got off the phone with Bob, and he told me some major fuckosity.

There's fuckosity afoot.

I can't believe the fuckosity that Karl has gotten himself into.
fuckosity by Keith Berger May 13, 2010

Fructosignaphobia

The fear of sticky labels on items of fruit.
Cassandra had a severe aversion to fruit stickers, she is suffering from fructosignaphobia
Fructosignaphobia by DidymusCoombe November 27, 2009
adj. How sexually desirable a person is.

Origins: Channel 4's Green Wing
Girl 1: What's Johnny Depp's fuckosity level?
Girl 2: 100%, dude!
fuckosity by Zoecb October 28, 2004

Fructogitis 

Peaches, melons and various fruits causes itchy ears and potential an ear infection
Kathleen ate a peach and a melon and got fructogitis
Fructogitis by Dirtylauren July 24, 2024

Fructogitis 

Peaches, melons and various fruits causes itchy ears and potential an ear infection
Kathleen ate a peach and a melon and got fructogitis
Fructogitis by Dirtylauren July 24, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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