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adj. How sexually desirable a person is.

Origins: Channel 4's Green Wing
Girl 1: What's Johnny Depp's fuckosity level?
Girl 2: 100%, dude!
fuckosity by Zoecb October 28, 2004

fuckity shit 

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.
**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”
fuckity shit by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck 

Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

fuckity fucking fuck 

The better way of saying "fuck"
HOLY FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?

fucklocity 

A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'velocity', fucklocity is used to denote the fucks being given over time; the velocity of just how many fucks you give about a particular subject.
Dude, it's getting towards the end of the semester, so your fucklocity is zero for that disciplinary analysis paper you have to write for your writing class.

fuckitybye 

a different way of saying goodbye to someone over the phone irritably
example
Congratulations on your baby ....... alright Fuckitybye!
fuckitybye by MalcolmTucker December 3, 2014