dad

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
dad is the best dad
by cvbnmbvfbnm,nbvnm October 21, 2019
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dad

the guy that tells you he’s going to wal-mart ... but the line was very long
me at 2: mom where daddy?
mom: daddy went to the store
me at 30: that was one line in wal-mart
by daddythatleft101 January 15, 2019
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dad

please help me find my dad he left me when I was six and we were playing hide and seek
by Skully_iF November 07, 2016
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dad

someone who blame his fault on u and thinks everything he does is right and everything u do is wrong
by t.tiana January 02, 2022
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dad

There are many types of dads

Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible

Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies

Type C: Loser
Type A dad: We need to have a talk.

Type B dad: Fossils! Dun dun dun...

Type C dad: D'oh!
by frabrizio April 21, 2018
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dad

someone who went to get milk and didn't come back
ayo dude, it's been 3 years and my dad hasn't come back with the goddamn milk!
by AugustTheHornyInventor January 28, 2022
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dad

A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".
"Have you ever seen a dad before?"
"No, have you?"
"Once, back in '93."
by nophun0 September 01, 2021
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