Breakfast
cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look
desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this
cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a
time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing,
buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with
Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!