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Major League Baseball team from Philadelphia, home of sub-human sports fans.
The last time the Philthies played at Nats Park, one of their Neanderthal fans intentionally vomited onto an 8 year old girl.

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.
1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
Phillies Defense by FunThrax October 28, 2009

Phillidelphia Phillies 

The author of the definition dated March 16, 2009 sucks chode.
Fuck the Mutts. David Wright has a vagina.

Only moron Mutt fans spell it "Phillidelphia Phillies".

Phillies 

The 0-2 pitch...Swing and a miss; he struck him out! The Phillies are the World Champions of baseball!
Phillies by MD2020 December 17, 2008

phillies 

2007 NL East division winner, and will be World Series champs in 2008
The Phillies owned the Mets tonight!! Just like they always do!
phillies by bobbbbo June 19, 2008

Phillies Blunts 

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.
Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"
Phillies Blunts by Nick D August 16, 2004