(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.
Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.
Something that is reminiscent of Pablo Blorgantini or of Blorgantini’s works. Blorgantini was an Italo-Zulu author and poet who often wrote long, outlandish poems on absurdity and irony. He would often put random words in the middle of sentences for no reason and his books would often have no narrative structure or sense. Something that is reminiscent of this style would be Blorgantinian.
Person 1 watches a goofy TikTok that has cartoonish audio, fast-forwarded video, 7 likes, and a confession to murder
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.