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(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.
Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.

Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.
Blorank by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009
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Someone who gives blow jobs on a regular basis.
Ron: "This is a sick party man."
Harry: "Yeah, especially with all these blorgans running around."
blorgan by eilatan enitsac January 5, 2011

Blorgantinian 

Something that is reminiscent of Pablo Blorgantini or of Blorgantini’s works. Blorgantini was an Italo-Zulu author and poet who often wrote long, outlandish poems on absurdity and irony. He would often put random words in the middle of sentences for no reason and his books would often have no narrative structure or sense. Something that is reminiscent of this style would be Blorgantinian.
Person 1 watches a goofy TikTok that has cartoonish audio, fast-forwarded video, 7 likes, and a confession to murder

Person 1: That was quite Blorgantinian.
Blorgantinian by Thomas Pigskin December 14, 2022
1. Someone who is not only fat physically, but also mentally.
2. A Dylan Bulger
Pat: "Vic always runs up the bill at Applebees."
Lucas: "Yeah, she really is a Blorgan."
Blorgan by The Kid 2.0 December 11, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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