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clam bumper

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"
clam bumper by Spud January 27, 2004

clam bumper

"Gee, I never would've guessed that Rosie O'Donnell was a clam bumper.", he said sarcastically.
clam bumper by Mike Stander August 1, 2003

clam bumper

"you two clam bumpers wanna be alone?"
clam bumper by like2watch August 1, 2003

Clam Bumpers 

One definition of lesbians, (clam meaning vagina) insisting that the two women have sex by rubbing one of their vaginas against the others vagina.
Cindy and Martha love eachother, they are probably clam bumpers.
Clam Bumpers by leanna :) April 25, 2006

clam bumper

Cassie Balleza from chowchilla that is really RANK. she smells like cottage cheese!!!!! shes a fat stupid bitch and often fucks sara merical, also a clam bumper who smokes oregano and thinks its bud!
Sarah and cassie fuck when they are together
clam bumper by Cockmaster Bob January 12, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026