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procrastorbating 

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.
Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.

Procrastiblazing 

The act of smoking cannabis, with use of an array of smoking instruments, but most used to refer to smoking a joint or a spliff, instead of attending to more pressing or urgent matters.
John: Did you go to class yesterday?
Ron: No. I wanted to but I didn't.
John: What were you doing?
Ron: I was procrastiblazing so I was too stoned to move.
Procrastiblazing by B:ue February 4, 2010

procrastorbaking 

To distract one from life's responsibilities through the creation of baked goods.
I should really be writing my assignment but i can't stop procrastorbaking

procrasturblazing 

Using 420 to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
George: Yoloswag faggot, we should be procrasturblazing it.
Yoloswag Faggot: wut
procrasturblazing by tjanster June 10, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026