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mollytarded 

When you take so Molly that you need a handler for the rest of the night. You no longer have the motor function, speaking ability, or thought process of a normal human being.
We all went out Saturday night but once we got to the club Steve was mollytarded so Sue had to take him back to the hotel early.
mollytarded by C Rizzle3 September 24, 2014
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Mollytard 

A mollytard is an idiot, a simpleton, a moron - someone with whom it is impossible to work. Likewise, it is an injury sustained in a ridiculous fashion
i cant work with him any more - he's a mollytard

my knuckles are mollytarded after punching those country folk
Mollytard by bar tart February 22, 2010

mollytuna 

mollytuna is the best fish i know - she can climb buildings and do karate cause shes a black belt and all ninjafish and stuff and she is a part of the tunawolf clan
*person 1: hey who the heck is that up in the sky
*person 2: its not a who - its a MOLLYTUNA
*person 3: oh I know mollytuna
mollytuna by afellowtunafriend September 16, 2012

Mollytropple 

To go through something and/or endure it with ease and confidence.
The workers on the manhattan project “mollytroppled” through life
Mollytropple by TRZAYNE May 20, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026