Defecation deficit 

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

Defecation deficit by maltar April 9, 2011

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.

Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

Penoral Defication by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020

Defication Devastation 

When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.

Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.

LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!

Defication Devastation by BallistaTheDeer October 11, 2015

defication insemination

When a Guy fucks a person in the ass and blows his load. then the person, (guy or girl) with the load in his/her ass takes a steaming frosted turd into some girls pussy.

dude i heard that Chris Sorrow was conceived by defication insemination

defication insemination by SonicInToX January 2, 2008

Defication Deluxe 

When one bends over naked while in the mirror, starts a helacious poop and smashes both buttcheeks together, intending to sandwich the accomplishment.

Dude last night I made the greatest Defication Deluxe!

Defication Deluxe by tres ratards February 12, 2010

consensual defication 

The act and idea of deficating (shitting or pissing) on or being deficated on willingly for sexual pleasure.

The glass bottom boat is a form of consensual defication.

consensual defication by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Defication 

To deficate, including all food consumed and digested. Including but not limited to: corn, beef, chips, wheat, coy cars, hamsters bones, etc.

Man thats nasty look at all that defication.

Defication by Cusher Van Buren December 1, 2004