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Zangerdoodle
this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).
bobby: hey, hey dan....
Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!
Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...
Dan: well then fix it
Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting
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Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!
Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...
Dan: well then fix it
Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting
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Zangerdoodle by fool in the face June 21, 2006
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to be Zantered
Making someone believe you have something they really really want, making them offer strange and disturbing things to get it, and having a good laugh at their expense.
"What would you do to get my beta account-key, the one I don't really want actually?"
"I'd suck you"
"Hmm, something better.Would you mind letting some guy pull all your teeth?"
"No, not at all, please fetch him right away"
"I'd suck you"
"Hmm, something better.Would you mind letting some guy pull all your teeth?"
"No, not at all, please fetch him right away"
to be Zantered by Vaithes July 18, 2004
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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