Bijackual 

The uncanny ability to masterbate with both your right and left hand. this sort of thing makes life easier when outside forces decide to steal an apendage from you.

Tim: dam dude you shouldn't have put your hand under that fat bitch before she sat down. how are you gonna go through life with a broken arm?
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.

Bijackual by rabbert cline April 9, 2011

bisacksual 

going both ways-paper or plastic-in the grocery store.

Joanie declared her bisacksual tendency when she told the bagboy she went both ways, either paper or plastic.

bisacksual by Marco Marcela October 18, 2009

bidickual 

A person with two penises.

Andrew has 2 cocks-- Homeboy must be bidickual.

bidickual by Amanda Please Dot Com February 5, 2008

Bijacual 

One who is able to go about the process of masturbation with either left or right hand.

After ferociously wanking with my right hand, even though I'm used to using my left, I became accustomed to both hands; therefore I am bijacual.

Bijacual by Escottvpc May 7, 2015

Bijacual 

One who is able to go about the process of masturbation with either left or right hand.

After ferociously wanking with my right hand, even though I'm used to using my left, I became accustomed to both hands; therefore I am bijacual.

Bijacual by Escottvpc May 7, 2015