dockastrophy 

Boat docking catastrophe. Typically alcohol related failure of all and any skills relating to docking a boat. Most injuries related to captain pride. Reckless blame typicaly follows the epic fail of skill. Laughter and sarcasm typically spreads to all watching.

The dockastrophy only hurt his pride, the boat was fine.

dockastrophy by Dak words September 17, 2018

Douchasphere 

A distinct realm or level of douchbaggery.

When comparing douchebags, one can associate a given douchebag in a douchasphere.

Kevin exists within a douchasphere of his own.

Douchasphere by Benny Blum November 12, 2007

dochamommasays 

A word that is yelled at many ghetto kids every day.

Boy you betta dochamommasays

dochamommasays by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Dochactus 

A made up creature of terror. A 3rd dog, a 3rd chicken, and a 3rd cactus. It is said to haunt the Sahara desert.

Jim was wondering the dark desert and felt a cold wind.
The dochactus, had found him.

Dochactus by Swift12321 August 27, 2012

douchasserk rainbow 

A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.

Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.

douchasserk rainbow by CrownStrawberry June 25, 2015

Douchasaurus Rex 

The extended version of douche for those guys and girls who can't just be a douche. They're over ridiculous, a veteran idiot, make it not even your game anymore, are extremely lazy, think they're huge, love public humiliation and pick on smaller people for their sole entertainment.

"Jackie totally was making fun of Cindy's little brother, he thinks he's such a pro. That ass..."

"Yeah I noticed after he tried to pants me, big head and little arms that douchasaurus rex."

Douchasaurus Rex by Perplexcity October 20, 2008

Douchaster

A room filled with tools, a party with a bunch of loser guys, a gathering of people with bad bs, a disaster made by a group of douchy guys

We stopped by Ryan's house and it was a douchaster, everyone had strapped on a horrible buzz.

Douchaster by Hilton westcott June 13, 2010