2. Second planet from the
sun. Almost the size of
Earth. At various points in the two planets' orbits it is visible in
Earth's
sky as the so-called morning or evening star. A runaway greenhouse effect has generated temperatures at the surface of around 480 degrees Centigrade, under an atmospheric pressure of around 90
bars, equivalent to the water pressure nearly one kilometre under the sea on Earth. Atmosphere mainly carbon dioxide, contains notable amounts of sulphur dioxide. Sulphuric acid virga (rain that re-evaporates in mid-air) falls from cloud
deck about 30 miles above the surface. Diameter about 7,500 miles. Most surface features named for historic or mythical women. Various interesting surface features mapped by the Magellan probe's radar technology. Surface gravity 90 percent of that on Earth. No natural satellites. On current theories, Venus
may be a portent of future conditions on Earth's surface as the
sun brightens in ages to come. It
may also serve as a warning of the (relatively modest but still highly undesirable) effects that carbon dioxide emissions by
human industry
may have on our own planetary environment.
2. The planet's namesake is the ancient Roman goddess of love, sex and beauty. Modelled on the Greek Aphrodite. One thoroughly industrial-strength bodacious babe.
Shag her and die ... or die and
shag her, whichever. Compare this image with the nature of the planet's surface and ponder that, as Freddie Mercury once put it, love kills.
Venus is looking really nice in the
evening sky tonight.
Oh, Venus, please let me have
Aurelia Calypyggia in my bed tonight.
