The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.

I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.

Slutasaurus by kellyka December 20, 2007

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Skeetasaurus Rex

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.

"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."

"Argh, me balls fell off"

Skeetasaurus Rex by Tyler G October 4, 2005

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skeetosaurus rex

A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)

Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.

skeetosaurus rex by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

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ketasaurus rex

A term used to describe someone on excessive amounts of ketamine. They develop the characteristics of a dinosaur in human form, however have no normal responses of a human. Approach with caution as they are violent and stubborn creatures.

They are similar in likeness to sesh gremlins, and they are nocturnal creatures. They can be found mainly in underground car parks overnight.

“He’s taken too much, we’ve got a ketasaurus rex in the den”

“Have you seen that ketasaurus Rex in the car park? Won’t let me in my car! That dickhead!”

ketasaurus rex by Nb20012001 November 2, 2017

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