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disasterisk 

That mental note sign you put on something to denote its not well understood and likely to fail at some point. You promptly forget about it and years later a resultant disaster occurs.
the designer had second thoughts about the usefulness of the alarm and made a mental note disasterisk to re-think it. Years later the alarm was ignored and the reactor subsequently blew up.
disasterisk by retiredengr April 1, 2011
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King of Disasters 

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!
Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters

Survive The Disasters 2

The best fucking roblox game in the history of best roblox games.
Girl: Hey, do you play Survive The Disasters 2?
Boy: Yeah! I have over 20000 survivals, I'm S10 and Masters!

Disasterstroke 

When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.
Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.

Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude
Disasterstroke by dr ben May 30, 2013

disasterscape 

A word describing -any- person, place, situation, etc that has the potential to become / is already beyond a state of disaster / emergency. May be used in all seriousness, for comedic intent, or as an insult.
Dude 1: we shouldn't have taken the highway, we'll never make it to the party in time!

Dude 2: man, this is turning into a total disasterscape!
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Girl: my hair looks terrible!

Dude: *rolls eyes* yea, it's a total disasterscape. Can we go now?

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Girl 1: do you see that ugly hoe over there?

Girl 2: omg, what a disasterscape!
disasterscape by ExBestem September 12, 2009

Blow-up Day Disasters 

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.
While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.

disasterific 

n. When something goes so terribly wrong that it was actually pretty fun.
Last night was disasterific. We hit a deer on the highway, but it was pretty cool. I was so wasted. - Meredith
disasterific by Robert Akins April 13, 2005