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Phantom penis 

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.
Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

Phantom Penis 

Kinda like when an amputee can feel a limb that is not there. It is when you can feel your penis in one spot when it is actually in a different spot.
You know when you tuck your penis and balls back and cross your legs to look like a girl.. Well in this case tuck the penis to the left and back but leave the balls to the right in front, don't push the balls back. Now move around slightly and like MAGIC your phantom penis feels like it is where it belongs centered over your balls in the middle even though it is not. Cool huh!

Phantom Penis 

(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis

(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia
Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds

Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis

the phantom penis 

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!
random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026