Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell

Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!

Mitchellian by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011

mitchelling 

blocking people using bad grammer

mitch was mitchelling his facebook account

mitchelling by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

mitcheldean 

A Small village on the edge of the Forest of Dean, as small as it may seem, it has a wide variety in drugs from various dealers. The tourism hotspot is the memorial outside the co-op where the chavs meet and smoke their rather fat doobs together. It also has its own benefits street and the life of the party are the old people.

"Pass the doob shag-mitcheldean" "how much for a ten bag" "devils lettuce"

mitcheldean by TheWhiteWolf August 28, 2014

Mitchelli 

Meaning best friends who can tell each other practically anything and never having an awkward moment about it.

Those Mitchelli's just talked about a turtle fucking a dog and there was no awkward silence.

Mitchelli by Dick Spritzle September 21, 2011

michellin 

This is when you are on a date or chilin or hanging out with the most awesome girl. She is smart, knows everything, does everything, and can handle everthing, also known as the "queen of everything". Only the best foreplay can happen when you're michellin.

Dude 1: "Hey man, lets go bowling."
Dude 2: " Why? So I can skip michellin with my girl? NAAHH! That's so lame!"
Dude 1: "Can I come?"
Dude 2: "Sure, you know she's cool with everything"
Dude 1:" Man, you're the best! I love michellin with you bro!"

michellin by kwnofeverything June 4, 2010

Phil Mitchelling 

- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"

I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub

She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night

Phil Mitchelling by Billyamilton March 3, 2019

Mitchellism 

A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.

When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"

Mitchellism by faggy4387 October 20, 2011