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this dude in our school who switched schools in 4th grade because he kept being bombastic and sigma to the teachers; a way to say holy _____ but less offensive; a way to say banana and monkeys
me: holy mitchelli finally the lunch is good!
my friend: for real!!!!
*opens it*
me: HOLY MITCHELLI I TAKE IT BACK
mitchelli by school_chromebook_user November 19, 2025

the power of mitchelli

the power of the greatest monkey of this generation...; a a a e e aiaiai oi oi oi e e e u u u.. MONKEY-
Human 1: we don't have enough power to defeat the ooh ooh ahh ahh..
Human 2: but.. we do..
Human 1: what?
Human 2: the power of..
Human 1: MITCHELLI
Human 1 & 2: the power of mitchelli!! *shoots a giant beam*
Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh: OIOIOIOIOAHAHAHAHAOOIOIOOIOOIOIEAEAEAEEAEAEAEA.... *disintegrates into ashes*
:D

Mitchel Cave 

A hot hunk of a dude who has the most beautiful brown eyes and wild brown braids. His accent gives everyone life. He often is associated with drugs, but only “recreationally”. He can be a total jerk, teasing an album and not releasing lyrics.
Jordan: “Mitchel Cave is my bf”
Christian: “No he’s mine”
Both: * look at each other in shock *
Mitchel Cave by Imhearingvoices April 19, 2019

michelly 

michelly is a REALLY smart girl. She's pretty too. she is a very good friend to be with, if you have a michelly in your life, don't let her go. she will be there with you when your in tears or just not doing well. michelly is athletic; a sport she's good at is running. she has a sense of humor and laughs a lot...most of the time she would have different laughs. when she has a crush, its very rare. michelly deserves the world she's soo amazing
person: is that the michelly everyone is talking about? she looks nice.
me: yea that's michelly, glad to be her friend
michelly by zamemnamina October 10, 2018

Shay Mitchell 

Full name: Shannon Ashley Mitchell
Aka the finest piece of Canadian ass ever created.

Grew up in Vancouver before moving to Toronto to pursue a modeling career. She now currently resides in LA.

She's most known for playing a hot teen lesbian (ABC's Pretty Little Liars) and for picking up more chicks than the other starring actors combined.

She's also known for the magical waterfall of silk atop her head which she calls her hair, making her the youngest spokesperson for Pantene.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

Shay makes guys go ape shit and girls feel like shit or question their sexuality.

Edit: Rumored to be in lesbians with her equally as hot bff, Ashley Benson. Unf.
Guy: I would do anything to even be in close perimeters of Shay Mitchell.

Girl: Sweet baby Jesus, me too.

Mitchelle 

Mitchelle is Hebrew for "Gift from God"......she's really pretty like downright fine with an amazing smile that can arrest you...She's smart and not to mention extremely talented...vocally. She is so caring, an animal lover, has a great sense of humor and is very colourful in persoonality...What stands out about her is that she loves with the love of the Saviour...she's a really warm person is always there when you need her. She's ready to face anything alongside you...She takes good care of you and is always praying for you...but most of all She's God fearing...loves the Lord with her all...
Guy1: Dude, do you have a Mitchelle in your life
Guy2: Nah bruh why?
Guy1: Trust me you need to get yourself one now
Guy2: Aight man cool
Mitchelle by PrinceCharmingJaty August 20, 2017