Snagapus

Snagapus (snag-a-puss): one being caught, entangled, entrapment, confined, detained, locked, restricted to and hopelessly ensnarled by the pubic hairs to the nappy unkempted sweaty green-liquid emitting pubes of an ugly womans mangina after a very very horny drunken hump session.

Guy1: MAN! dont EVER drink shampipple when you are already horny and need something to hump!

Guy2: Why? what happened?

Guy 1: Dude i drank a whole 42oz while i was whackn, then next thang I know i woke sreamn mercy!!

Guy 2: WHYY!

Guy 1: Maaaan, i woke up humpn Nasty Nina! then tried to get away and my pubes and bawls got all snagged up into her infested puss hairs.

Guy 2: Dang man! that shit's leechie! dont you know not to hit that!? NEVER ever ever hump a "SnagaPus"!!

Snagapus by good thang man March 18, 2011

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snagopuss

a vag with tentacles and extremely sharp teeth. It will devour anything in sight.

Charlie: see that timid and awkward girl over there??
Rob: Yea, what about her?
Charlie: She has a massive snagopuss, everyone's seen her feed it chicken drumsticks at lunchtime

snagopuss by dorinonimo June 15, 2009

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Snagapus • Swagapus • Sangapuss • snagalpuss • snagopuss

Swagapus

The octopus God of all things swag worshiped by the THE CLUB, a semi-secret association made to please the almighty Swagapus so that he will not drop from the ocean heaven and claim our souls and worse, our swag. Swagapus is often seen with his smaller companion Swerveward the squid God of swerve.

Long live Swagapus.

Yolo Swagapus

Swiggity Swaggity Swooggy I'm coming for dat octopus

Swagapus by Swagapus November 26, 2014

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Sangapuss

A whore of a woman whose vagina has been used so much that it droops down.

"Why are you being such a sangapuss? I'm tired of seeing your naked pictures all over the internet!"

Sangapuss by Ilikeadasangapuss April 25, 2009

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Swagapus

A platypus, full of swag.

Hey, look at that swagapus.

Swagapus by ElfLady80 June 16, 2013

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snagalpuss

a girls dirty vag that has a tooth in place of the clitorous...that's right a tooth. Dirtay

last night i was bumpin dis bitch and she had a mah fuckin snagalpuss yo!

snagalpuss by Joel Johnson June 13, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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