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Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.
Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists
Time Squared by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011

time squared

When you let your heavy balls drop (smack!) on someone's hand, head, face like the ball dropping on New Year's Eve.balls
I was taking a nap and my boyfriend time squared me in order to wake me up.
time squared by voshnitz March 6, 2011

Time square 

A part of new york city with too many tourist. lots of shiny light and stores.
"Hey lets trip and go to time square"

"nah that place is crowded with tourist. lets go to prospak park."
Time square by Time Sqaure August 22, 2008

time square 

A place in NYC usually filled with a lot of lights and people asking for money if you take pictures with them.
"Where are you going Barbara?"
"To Time Square Becky!"
"Have fun and watch out for that cowboy!"
time square by Driedupmascaratube December 15, 2018

Time's Square Celebration 

A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.
It's New Year's Eve, and tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend a "Time's Square Celebration".