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chotch monkey 

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.

Choch monkey 

That person that always messes things up, like parking or even eating.
Dude how did you do that? Your such a choch monkey
Choch monkey by Brobabe32 January 14, 2017

Chotch Monkey 

Someone who keeps the nations bird in captivity
You're a bird keeper Chotch Monkey

chochmonkey 

Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.
That guy over there is for sure a chochmonkey.
Bro you are being a serious chochmonkey right now.

Chochmonkey Guy 

When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.
"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."
Chochmonkey Guy by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026