thunderpuck

n - 1. Hockey forums, populated by the insane, moderated by the overly violent, and loved by many.

2. A place where everyone knows your name, and curses it openly.

3. Where flames come from.

4. A place you do not wish to anger.

I thought thunderpuck was a good place, until someone pm'd me tubgirl, hijacked my thread, and called me a leafie.

thunderpuck by joey joe joe, jr, shabadoo March 14, 2004

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thundercuck

One who is astoundingly and grievously cucked, to the nth degree. Often used to refer to someone who is spineless, beta, butthurt, or easily triggered.

Quit whining about trolls and stop being such a thundercuck.

thundercuck by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

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Chad Thundercock

Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men.

"Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!"

"He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."

Chad Thundercock by Dr. James Russell September 7, 2013

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Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

Chad Thundercock's Penis by D Flawless November 3, 2019