1. The act of making a relatively intelligent statement dumber.
2. The act of re-writing an incredibly eloquent sounding
paper, before its submission, that was not written by yourself (but was written by a person you trust will perform the task at hand by the deadline), and making it
sound dumber, so that your professor does not realize you did not write the entire
paper yourself. You do this for three reasons: 1) you're too
lazy to verbalize your intelligence on a daily basis, 2) you avoid any wild suspicion of his/hers that you did not preform the assignment yourself, and 3) you're smart enough to dumbify the already
well-written sentences so that you do not increase your professors expectations for your work in the future
Me: alright i'll start on your
paper tonight, you're gonna owe me
bigHim: its OK, my essay was horrible so anything else is icing
Me: Does that mean I have to dumb it down that much more, because thats gonna cost extra
Him:
Lol Nah I'll dumbify it myself some
