dorkslap

One whose daily existence must be dissimilar but not cosmically unequal to being unendingly slapped with a whale penis.

Some dorkslap came in here trying to sell something and called me "big guy" but the last thing I'm buying is an ironic nickname.

dorkslap by rc6ir February 19, 2011

durkslap 

A durkslap is when a man of an indien origen unravles his turben and slaps you with it till he is done durkslaping you for being rasist.

you: hey why dont you go blow up a tower.
indien person: Why are you insulting my people?!?!??!?!?
friend: shit man lets get out of here before he durkslaps you one in the mouth.

durkslap by SpAcE gRaSs May 1, 2009

dorkslayer

Senial Older male who enjoys making online threats, and or just being a plain old piece of shit. Hangs out with Muslim gamers, see "ashkar". Enjoys Cheating in the form of Modem tapping when all else fails, see "score of 4-89".

Player 1- Oh look its a dorkslayer, everyone ignore him or he will chase the FBI on you.
Player 2- No he wont do that hes just old and crazy, but he will tap you.

dorkslayer by TheBadBa April 30, 2010