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McGurgles 

The gurgling sound that comes from the upset stomach after eating large amounts of food from McDonalds.
I think I've got the McGurgles going on after those 5 McChickens.
McGurgles by Adam June 18, 2006
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McGurdle 

A recently invented McDonalds creation in which the customer buys a double cheeseburger and a McChicken sandwich. He then proceeds to divide the double cheeseburger in half leaving a bun and burger on one side and a bun and buger on the other. The McChicken is then placed in between the two halves and then eaten.
Ugh, i ate two McGurdles and now i feel like shit.
McGurdle by Somethingdumb June 7, 2009

mcgurgle 

The gurgle in your stomach you get after eating Mcdonald's, usually leading to a fart, diarrhea, or possibly vomit.
"I ate too many double cheeseburgers at Mcdonald's and got the mcgurgle.."
mcgurgle by James Msc February 12, 2007

McGurgles 

The first side effect after one eats food from McDonald's. Soon to come is the McAche, McRuns, McSpits, McPuke, and finally the trip to the McRoom (Emergency Room).
Delroy- "Man, that super-sized Big Mac extra value meal killed me."

Jasonlin- "I know what your saying, after this meal i'm going to stop eating McDonald's due to the side effects from eating their food."

Delroy- (Puzzled) "Side effec...?" (pukes everywhere)

Jasonlin- "Still need a dictionary? ...Actually i think i have the McGurgles myself...hold on, i'm going to use the John."

Delroy- "I'm gunna hurt that Ronald clown if my McRoom visit is costly!!!"
McGurgles by The_Buddy January 21, 2010

McGurgleton 

Getting a blow job in a McDonald's restroom.
I couldn't host this hot piece I met on tinder so I suggested we meet up at McDonalds for a McGurgleton.
McGurgleton by hard_virus July 19, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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