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Sphinctazzle 

The anal equivalent to 'vagazzle'

Practised amongst both the gay and straight communities alike, 'Sphinctazzle' is the artform of decorating one's bum hole with all manner of shiney and sparkley artifacts, in an effort to draw attention of a prospective mate to one's rectum.
Before I go out, I like spend, like, at least 2 hours on my sphinctazzle, all these accessories be costing me, like, £500 a month, but its sooo worth it.
Sphinctazzle by Killawatts January 27, 2011
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SPHINCTACLE 

To make an ass of one's self as in "made a spectacle" of himself by being an ass.
Trump's egregious social blunders show how easy it is to make a sphinctacle of himself.
SPHINCTACLE by Genelady825 October 13, 2017
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