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Tufly
1. adjective- possessing head-turning beauty combined with sharp wits, originality, logical randomness, and an aura of "shudangification" usually a female, but can be a male if he's okay with 'tucking it' and comfortable with his sexuality.
2. noun- a) something that ends a scene, conversation, or argument. can be a nugget of irrefutable wisdom, but doesn't need to even make sense, or be related to the subject at hand. b) a strangely appropriate profane utterance in an inappropriate place or in an inappropriate moment.
2. noun- a) something that ends a scene, conversation, or argument. can be a nugget of irrefutable wisdom, but doesn't need to even make sense, or be related to the subject at hand. b) a strangely appropriate profane utterance in an inappropriate place or in an inappropriate moment.
1. "dude, man...sam is seriously tufly. she tricks my nipples into thinking that it's winter."
"she's so tufly you'll need clean socks, a thesaurus, a dime bag, and a puppy with an ironic name if you want to get her attention...and let's face it, plastic surgery too cuz you're kind of leatherfacey."
2. a) while the hipsters' debate about the spiritual implications of owning blended fabrics manufactured in poor african nations and wearing them to a ladysmith black mambazo concert became heated, david pulled a tufly to alleviate the tension...slapping his knees and shouting, "somebody wanna mandela me a coke?!" crisis averted.
b) kathryn dropped a major tufly while visiting her friend's newborn in the maternity ward when she yelled, "OMG I would soooo fuck the shit outta that baby!!...I mean, if I were like...into that. or if I WAS another baby." to one of the nurses.
"she's so tufly you'll need clean socks, a thesaurus, a dime bag, and a puppy with an ironic name if you want to get her attention...and let's face it, plastic surgery too cuz you're kind of leatherfacey."
2. a) while the hipsters' debate about the spiritual implications of owning blended fabrics manufactured in poor african nations and wearing them to a ladysmith black mambazo concert became heated, david pulled a tufly to alleviate the tension...slapping his knees and shouting, "somebody wanna mandela me a coke?!" crisis averted.
b) kathryn dropped a major tufly while visiting her friend's newborn in the maternity ward when she yelled, "OMG I would soooo fuck the shit outta that baby!!...I mean, if I were like...into that. or if I WAS another baby." to one of the nurses.
Tufly by oooh look what I done did December 4, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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