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Magic cards 

Men's contraceptive pill.
Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
Magic cards by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021

Magic Card 

A credit card stolen from parents.
"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"
Magic Card by Tyme February 19, 2013

magic card 

fake ID card used by underage kids

hey man can I hold $100 to get a magic card made so that I can get into the club tonight?
magic card by TushiGizzle April 24, 2006

Black Magic Card

Is a nickname for the American Express Centurion Card, also known as the Amex Black Titanium. It's famous for having no preset spending limit, offering exclusive perks, access to elite places, and a sense of limitless financial power. It’s seen as almost like black magic, but it’s reserved only for a select few.

Example:
He walked into the Gucci store, pulled out his American Express, and just like that, the card made all the customers disappear—like magic. He had the whole store to himself, a prime example of the Black Magic Card.
Lee: Bruv, I’m going to try and get myself an Amex Black American Express card."

Frank: "Don’t, don’t be a muppet, bruv.

You’re never going to get a Black Magic Card, bruv. It’s only for the elite, bruv."

Lee: "Yeah, maybe you’re right, bruv. I’m dreaming again, LOL."

Frank: LOL."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026