bag ugly

A term used to describe someone who is so pitifully ugly that it detriments society as a whole and they should cover their face with a bag.

Ryan: Evan, would you agree that the vast majority of people on Jerry Springer are ugly?

Evan: I agree, they are all very unpleasant to look at. I would even venture to say that they are bag ugly.

Ryan: Agreed

bag ugly by rags2ritch January 22, 2011

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double paper bag ugly

When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!

double paper bag ugly by Anonymous May 18, 2003

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ugly bag of mostly water

What a human being or other carbon-based life form appears to be, to a hypothetical silicon-based life form. From the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode "Home Soil".

A human beingHuman being is such an ugly bag of mostly water!

ugly bag of mostly water by pentozali April 22, 2008

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ugly bag

A purse that is vintage or earthy but happens to be very cute, if it is designed wrong has the potential to be very ugly.

wow bridget got such a cute ugly bag from that thrift store downtown!

ugly bag by lindsss. April 6, 2009

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ugly fucking hoe bag bitch

someone who is named giuliana sagese and is a f**king clown

friend: yeah you know giuliana, she is an ugly fucking hoe bag bitch!!

giulianas mom: i agree

ugly fucking hoe bag bitch by drunk.sharks May 21, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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