2hard

A sarcastic statement that suggests that the actual event/action/concept isn't very challenging to grasp or perform, and moreso aims to critique someone (sometimes oneself) for their inability to do something relatively easy.

a)

Person 1 is tries to drink a soda and misses their mouth, spilling their drink all over their shirt.
Person 2: Wow! Drinking soda 2hard!

b)

Person 1 is chatting to Person 2 online:
Person 1: Their over at your house, then?
Person 1: There*
Person 1: Thet're**
Person 1: AHH! pkofspgokdfg
Person 2: Lol you okay?
Person 1: SPELLING 2HARD.

2hard by Dumpcats January 19, 2011

2arda 

Is when you put 2 fingers up and act like a fuckin boss

#2arda like a boss

2arda by swifty November 22, 2014

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock by Guy June 18, 2006

2Tard 

A person who is to messed up to be a tard or a tard and a half....they are a 2tard....mostly funny to have a conversation with and point and laugh at.

bob- "look at that 2tard!"
jim-"what is a 2tard?"
bob-"It's that guy who is ductaped to the lamp post over there talking to his left shoe."

2Tard by Lama_anda March 6, 2009

2Yard 

2Yard... The greatest streamer on the Planet- Sun Tzu Art of war

2Yard... The greatest streamer on the Planet- Sun Tzu Art of war

2Yard by JimmyCooksRice January 29, 2021