The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.
I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.
by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011
verb.
When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.
When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.
by parascoper November 13, 2011
n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.
Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.
Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
by MB DUB February 22, 2006
While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.
by Hoodness April 5, 2011
When a male proceeds to drop his tescticles onto anoter persons eye sockets (consciousness is not an issue) and then place his erect penis on their forehead therefore making it look like the person is looking through a parascope
by Mattyosa October 16, 2007
by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015
When you shit in a public bathroom and you want to see if the coast is clear (especially when you know a cursplosion is on tap) so you turn your camera on and “parascope” under the stall wall and search for shoes. When the coast is clear then you can stock the pond with a bunch of brown trout without embarrassment!
Parascoping: Aw damn, those are Bob’s shoes two stalls down, he needs to finish his business and get back to work so I can fire off a couple of dook mortars
by C22narf October 24, 2022