burnt pickle

the one person in your general group of friends that no one really likes. usually either a huge douche bag, or just a really obnoxious bitch. works either way. said person almost always knows they're the burnt pickle of the group, but ignores it and pretends everyone likes them anyway.

friend #1: hey dude, is it just me, or is dylan a serious burnt pickle?

friend #2: yeah, none of the guys like him.

friend #1: sucks to be him.

burnt pickle by zombietomato January 17, 2011

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burnt pickle

the person in every group of friends that no one likes. usually either a possibly homosexual white male, or obnoxious fat bitch. said person almost always knows they're the burnt pickle, but still pretends everyone likes them.

obnoxious fat bitch:
HEEEYYY GUYSSS HAHAHAHAHAHA.

somewhat attractive friend:
oh my god, you are such a burnt pickle.

obnoxious fat bitch:
LOL WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.

burnt pickle by zombiee January 18, 2011

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burnt pickle • Pickled, Burnt up • Pickle Burn • Burnt • burnt out • Burnt toast • burnt chicken nugget • burnt cracker • burnt bacon • burnt biscuit

Pickle Burn

The feeling you have on your tongue after you eat a spicy pickle.

Man I just ate a spicy pickle...
How do you feel?

Not good. I have the pickle burn.

Pickle Burn by Ryan Elrich August 9, 2017

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Pickled, Burnt up

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!

Jordan's at the bar pickled, burnt up!

Pickled, Burnt up by STYLESIE July 24, 2010

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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