A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
by cmoney55 September 18, 2011
A condition that exists when a woman's pants are so tight in the crotch that her lips can be read through her pants.
by T-Luo June 20, 2007
When you mount a woman for an aggressive titty fucking after having dropped a steamy pile without wiping so you leave a thick muddy streak down her abdomen.
by DomTuffy January 15, 2023
The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.
by Blumpkincandle January 16, 2023
by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022
Vagina lips that you can see through the panties, that look like a rut from a wagon wheel in the mud.
"Dude, look at that little whores wagon wheel rut, I'd love to stick my finger(s) in there and then pull it out and sniff them(alot).
We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.
We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.
by pete11 August 30, 2010