Invisable Girl 

After sex with your partner you go about your daily routine in their house acting like you can not see or hear them.

Dude, I got to do the Invisable girl to this woman last night.
Did you tell her that you were doing it?
Of course not.

Invisable Girl by The Three Horsemen January 16, 2011

Invisible girlfriend syndrome 

Guys whom use photos of females they dont know to pretend to family and friends they have a girlfriend . Abbreviated to IGS

That dude's single. Nah he showed me a photo of his girlfriend. Dude ! He downloaded that pic of the net. Ahhh so he's got invisible girlfriend syndrome then....... Yep.

Invisible girlfriend syndrome by geester June 2, 2016

invisible girlfriend 

a girlfriend that you cant see but you still really relaly care about

today, friday, i hope to see my invisible girlfriend at the mall between 1-230

invisible girlfriend by bennetjames May 2, 2008

Invisible Girlfriend 

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

Invisible Girlfriend by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008