The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

marooning by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

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martoon

Outspoken fat guy who is fond of masturbating at olympic levels using Modem based Internet on everyday basis (especially when his parents leave early for work).

You are such a martoon.

I know this guy, be careful with him, i hear he is a matoon.

martoon by Gay Julius Cesar January 12, 2018

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martonio

the name of the best friendship ever

martonio is iconic

martonio by dangerousmoon October 22, 2018

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