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smokorexic 

A pun that combines the words tanorexic and smoker and shares mane of the same attributes: skin as supple as a 300 y.o. saddle baked in the sun, body mass index of a carton of unfiltered Camel cigarettes, husky voice of Patty and Selma from the Simpson's if they had laryngitis, but with the added twist of an oxycodone addiction which would make her an ideal firefighter were it not for her aversion to work.
Q. Did you see that fire east of Hemet?
A. Indeed! They need a fire line of smokorexic grandmas like my neighbor. She can't get smoke inhalation, can't get burned, and has a high pain threshold due to her Oxy addiction.
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Shinorexic 

What you call someone when their legs are skinnier than their arms.
Person 1: “Your legs are super skinny.”
Person 2: “I am shinorexic and depressed
Shinorexic by High Shmooler November 6, 2019

Spanorexic 

an aneorexic spanish kid
person 1: *looking thru pics on myspace* woah look at this Spanorexic kid!!!
Spanorexic by maybeamazin47 November 3, 2010

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026