A pun that combines the words tanorexic and smoker and shares mane of the same attributes: skin as supple as a 300 y.o. saddle baked in the sun, body mass index of a carton of unfiltered Camel cigarettes, husky voice of Patty and Selma from the Simpson's if they had laryngitis, but with the added twist of an oxycodone addiction which would make her an ideal firefighter were it not for her aversion to work.
Q. Did you see that fire east of Hemet?
A. Indeed! They need a fire line of smokorexic grandmas like my neighbor. She can't get smoke inhalation, can't get burned, and has a high pain threshold due to her Oxy addiction.
by TierraShoresResident August 14, 2012

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