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Sparklegasm 

Occurring when something is so sparkly, glittery or otherwise shimmery and shiny that it temporarily overloads your senses with sheer delight possibly causing a need for new underpants.

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sparkly excitement, usually resulting from stimulation of the eyes by glitter, jewels or otherwise shimmery, shiny objects.

An instance of experiencing this.
The glitter eyeliner at the makeup store caused her to have a sparklegasm.

The diamond is so big that I have to change my panties when I look at it because I have a sparklegasm.
Sparklegasm by mama-zilla January 2, 2011
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Sparklegasm 

Sparklegasm (spar-cull-gaz-um) a word referring to when a vampire from the Twilight universe experiences sexual gratification so intensely that sparkles emit from their skin as they orgasm
When Bella had sex as a vampire for the first time in Breaking Dawn Pt.2, she had a sparklegasm

Sparklevamp 

Stephanie Meyer's version of vampires. Features include immunity to sunlight, garlic, and crosses, as well a tendency to sparkle.
If you thought the original sparklevamp was bad, wait til you see the fancharacters.
Sparklevamp by Stealthycat November 21, 2009

Sparkleasshole 

When you are in the middle of anal intercourse you throw sparkles in each others eyes to make the whole thing more exciting.
Guy: Ready?
Girl: Lets just do the sparkleasshole now before I regret it!
Sparkleasshole by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Sparkletastic

WHEN SOMETHING IS SUPER DUPER SPARKLETASTIC AND AWESOME PLUS WONDERHOY!1!! >ᗜ<🌈🌈💕
YOU: OHEMGEE LOOK AT THIS NEW DDLC MOD!!

ME: WHAT??11? IT LOOKS SO SPARKLETASTIC! :D
Sparkletastic by SALMONELLASASHA October 24, 2025