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Sparklegasm 

Occurring when something is so sparkly, glittery or otherwise shimmery and shiny that it temporarily overloads your senses with sheer delight possibly causing a need for new underpants.

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sparkly excitement, usually resulting from stimulation of the eyes by glitter, jewels or otherwise shimmery, shiny objects.

An instance of experiencing this.
The glitter eyeliner at the makeup store caused her to have a sparklegasm.

The diamond is so big that I have to change my panties when I look at it because I have a sparklegasm.
Sparklegasm by mama-zilla January 2, 2011
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Sparklegasm 

Sparklegasm (spar-cull-gaz-um) a word referring to when a vampire from the Twilight universe experiences sexual gratification so intensely that sparkles emit from their skin as they orgasm
When Bella had sex as a vampire for the first time in Breaking Dawn Pt.2, she had a sparklegasm

Sparklevamp 

Stephanie Meyer's version of vampires. Features include immunity to sunlight, garlic, and crosses, as well a tendency to sparkle.
If you thought the original sparklevamp was bad, wait til you see the fancharacters.
Sparklevamp by Stealthycat November 21, 2009

Sparkleasshole 

When you are in the middle of anal intercourse you throw sparkles in each others eyes to make the whole thing more exciting.
Guy: Ready?
Girl: Lets just do the sparkleasshole now before I regret it!
Sparkleasshole by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Sparkletastic

WHEN SOMETHING IS SUPER DUPER SPARKLETASTIC AND AWESOME PLUS WONDERHOY!1!! >ᗜ<🌈🌈💕
YOU: OHEMGEE LOOK AT THIS NEW DDLC MOD!!

ME: WHAT??11? IT LOOKS SO SPARKLETASTIC! :D
Sparkletastic by SALMONELLASASHA October 24, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026