Napalm Strike

This is an attack against a significant other by the male of the relationship. This attack usually occurs after the male is denied sex for more than 48hrs. This occurs after said female goes to sleep and consits of an ejaculation to the hair.

Honey why is my ponytail stuck to my eyebrows.

ANSWER: Sounds like you got a Napalm Strike...

Napalm Strike by Striker78 January 2, 2011

Napalm Strike

A napalm strike is where a person with severe diarrhea runs across the room while naked. While they shit on the floor, it contaminates the floor with steamy hot poop in the form of a jelly, just like the characteristics of napalm.

Person 1: Yo i just did a napalm strike at the wedding
Person 2: that’s fucking gross

Napalm Strike by Karminium April 9, 2021

Napalm Strike

This occurs when your 'victim' is taking a shower. This generally works better if the victim leaves the door unlocked. Act as if you are entering the bathroom to take a leak, brush your teeth, grab some mouthwash, etc. This will not work if you have a clear see through shower curtain. Grab a cat and get it so that it is very angry. Enter the bathroom with the angry cat, yell "NAPALM STRIKE!!!" and toss the cat over top of the shower curtain.

Johnny never locked the door when he took a shower. I thought I'd teach him a lesson by dropping a Napalm Strike. Ever since then, Johnny has locked the door when he showers.

Napalm Strike by Hi-Ya Zip January 26, 2014

Austrian Napalm Strike 

A combination of a Blumpkin and The Austrian Airstrike.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.

One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.

The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.

*Reclining shirtless in a lawn chair*
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”

*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”

…

Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”

Kane: “awwww yeah…”

Austrian Napalm Strike by Jeff Da Maori Ow October 10, 2013

Napalm Air Strike

While having sex, preferably in doggy style, squirt a hefty dose of Icy Hot on your partner's butt hole and force your dick in, using the Icy Hot as lube.

Doctor: This is the third patient that has come in from napalm air strikes.

Napalm Air Strike by arokrmvava February 23, 2014

Napalm Stroke 

Masturbating with a Deep Heat covered hand

He's walking like he's just had a Napalm Stroke

Napalm Stroke by GrundlBrioche June 8, 2011