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ding dangger 

the pinnacle of an amazing experience that needs to be expressed. like hitting a nitrous balloon, when your brain is hitting a freighter (metaphorically), and you suddenly have a mindful of blinky toys.
Guy 1:"How was that whip-it bra, fuckin titties or what?"

Guy 2:"It was a fuckin ding dangger, B"
ding dangger by Dayrock January 1, 2011

Ding dong danger wank 

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.