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UTAS stands for Up The Ass Syndrome. It's when someone is constantly following you around, always up under you, not letting you breathe, not giving you space.
I'm sorry I couldn't come over last night. My girl was giving me a serious case of UTAS!

What's the matter? Is Jerry UTASsing you to death?
UTAS by Tim Laurence February 14, 2008
Form of YITAS meaning U Took A Shit. Also see ITASOY. You may also say UFTAS, meaning U Fucking Took a Shit.
Person #1: Dammit! Wut the hell happened in here?
Person #2: UFTAS you bastard!
UTAS by uftas pwnage July 19, 2005
a distinctly Batangueno word from the Philippines; it means laughing so hard you just can't stop for at least a minute straight because it's just really really funny.
There are just some moments that are so beyond the usual LOLs, ROFLs and LMAOs, that you have to use the word 'utas'.
HAHAHAHAHAHA UTAS. Dude, stop it. You're killing me, man. Utas talaga! =))
utas by yungasosatabi August 3, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026