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Tampon Tag 

A family game for kids of all ages, although primarily played among teenagers aged 13-17. This game consists of one or more persons supplying used, bloody tampons, and distributing them evenly throughout the group. You then run around like the game 'tag' and whoever has the most stuck on them at the end loses. And the least wins.
Let's play Tampon Tag!
Tampon Tag by Lola Flores December 29, 2010

Tampon Tag 

When a person is "it" in Tampon Tag they chase a

person(s) around with bloody, used tampons. At the end of the game, whoever has the most used tampons stuck to them, wins.
Priscilla: Do you wanna play Tampon Tag?

Rose: Ew, no!

Tampon Tag-along 

A girl or girlfriend who personally invites herself to everything a guy does, whether it be with his friends or his family, and ultimately becomes incredibly upset when nothing goes the way she wants it.
Jim: Dude, we are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Bob: Yeah, sure. My girlfriend wants to know if she can come
Jim: No way dude, she's just gonna be a huge tampon tag-along!
Tampon Tag-along by euDoK1d June 22, 2008

tampontastic 

great for all occasions
Wow!! This is tampontastic!!
tampontastic by poopycakes May 8, 2003

Tampontacular

To be overly satisfied with your tampon. To use an access amount of glory towards your vagina. Men would be considered Manpontacular.
That dumb whore sure is tampontacular today she loves to show off her PMS
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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