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Noobistry 

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

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Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"
Noobistry by Noobistry July 29, 2013
Related Words
The naked ignorance demonstrated by a noob.
One player says to noob player who just did something wrong, "You're such an embarrassing public display of noobity!"
Noobity by J_Boogieman2 December 19, 2012

Noobitron 

Someone so noobish that the word "noob" is not adequate. Also appropriate to refer to such persons as: 'tron, noobface, nooblet, noobtard, and nooblius maximus.
Jeff: What the hell, did you see that 16-year-old a**-face just cut me off in his stupid little Toyota Yaris?
Mark: Fu*kin' noobitron.
Noobitron by Scotty TJ December 4, 2010
The act of proving ones self as a noob.
Georgina, stop showing your Noobity in the chats . Its just sad.
Noobity by Kristic and Shay June 18, 2008

Noobetry 

The presence of noobs in a determined area
blackslayer418: GO TO

thedogkeeper: can't keep up
blackslayer418: GO TO

thedogkeeper: NO SPAMMING
thedogkeeper: ....better?
XBLACKVEILBRIDEX: why was the apple lonley ?
NathanDraco: o.o
Armageddon1234: too much Noobetry in here >.>
Noobetry by Armageddon1234 May 15, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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