Peniscillin

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.

Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!

by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010

Peniscillin

Available only as a prescription, a medicine used to cure all dick infections.

Before the doctor put me on peniscillin my cock felt like it was gonna explode.

by SenseiTheLegend November 2, 2022

peniscillin

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.

She needs a shot of peniscillin.

by Amalia R October 24, 2006

peniscillin

When your not feeling good and medicine isn't gonna help . Resort to the long lasting cure of dicken her down

She's had a long day and isn't feeling good , she needs some peniscillin

by imjustadogdontblameme August 10, 2016

peniscillin

What a horny stud claims dat his love-juice is composed of if da chick whom he wants to copulate with says dat she doesn't feel well enough at da time to have sex.

Some antibiotics can be administered orally, so maybe you could give your gentleman-friend a blowjob and thus receive your dose of "peniscillin" dat way, even if you feel too yucky right then to let him in your pants.

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

Peniscillin

What you give your girlfriend when she isn't feeling good..

Girlfriend : Baby I don't feel good.
Me : you know what it sounds like you need a shot of PENISCILLIN.

by Jed420 November 20, 2025